First Day of the 2010 Austrian Scholars Conference

While sitting through the Authors' Forum at ASC, we created a formula for the determination of the quality of a lecture. The equation is as follows: As the height and hair line of the lecturer approaches zero, G - Q = -I (H + Hr), where G = Good Time, Q = Quality of Speaker, I = Information Give, H = Height, and Hr = Hair. I will leave it for someone else to graph. We are calling this the Law of George Costanza.